Someone's Toes Are In My Nose

Someone's Toes Are In My Nose

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Someone's Toes Are In My Nose

Someone’s toes are in my nose.
Whose ever could they be?
Since no one else is in my bed,
they must belong to me!

I wonder how it happened.

I just don’t understand.

I don’t know how my legs got stretched

Out like a rubber band.

How will I ever get to school?

It’s a catastrophe!

Mother! Dad! Get on the phone

And dial some help for me!

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