Weird Chocolate Dream

What a weird dream
I dream of toblerone
but I wasn't eating it.
Instead using its wrapper
to answer a school quiz
 
There in the questionnaire
just written some persons' names
of heros and political figures.
 
So started writing in the chocolate wrapper
skipping some questions
and not bothered to answer some that I don't know.
wrap the wrapper back to the chocolate
as I searched for my toblerone
from the piles of chocolates
on the instructor's desk
I was not able to find it again.
I don't know what to fill on the blank,
whether to describe the person
or put their date of birth
and submitted it to the instructor
 
I'm about to leave the room
but turned back to the instructor
and asked what should be the answer to those
blanks to be filled beside the names.
then I woke up from my slumber
what a weird chocolate dream

Growing Up

 I never grew up

I still like beer
like I did when I was 16
Mommy
Daddy
all my teachers
several bosses
lots of friends
they all told me to grow up
I never did
Even my children hint at it
Dad! Gotta love ya
and then they giggle
That is the part I love
And when my wife says...
That is just the way he is..
I even like that better.
A kid in an old mans body
How good can it get
x

In the End...

I have done this
I have done that
I have done You
but I never did You
while I did this or that
It was all about you baby
until you came
with that other guy
to my party
In his tight T-shirt, white teeth
introduced as your cousins friend
The DICK
I knew it

And now, since you want to know
That is how I ended up with Tally

Zindagi say pyar nahi

Zindagi say pyar nahi ,
.
Maut say inkar nahi,
.
Kon hai aisa dunya main,
.
Jo es kambakht ishq ka shikaar nahi.....

Of Course I Love You

Of Course I Love You

How can you doubt that I love you?
Didn't I marry you, eh?
And though I don't say it too often,
I show it in all sorts of ways.

I'd take you out dining and dancing...
Can you find me a mountain to climb?
An ocean to cross? A boulder to toss?
I'd do them if I had the time.

I'd give you the shirt off me back, love,
I'd give you me last pair of socks;
And last time we went into town, love,
Didn't I buy you a frock?

I let you go home nice and early,
So you have the time to cook tea;
Remember that sometimes on Sundays
I give you the afternoon free.

I tell you when you're being bitchy,
I notice when you're getting fat;
I give you free rein in my tool shed,
I let you wear my fav'rite hat.

So next time you're thinkin' of leaving,
Remember that I think yer great;
And though there are times when yer grumpy...
Fair dinkuma, yer still me best mate.

Who else would I trust with the cheque book?
And who else knows just what I like?
And when there are paddocks to muster
who else but you borrow my bike?

I'll eat humble pie if I have to,
I'll say that I've been a right jerk,
I'll tell you I love you; I've done it: okay?
Now bloody-well come back to work

Someone's Toes Are In My Nose

Someone's Toes Are In My Nose

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Someone's Toes Are In My Nose

Someone’s toes are in my nose.
Whose ever could they be?
Since no one else is in my bed,
they must belong to me!

I wonder how it happened.

I just don’t understand.

I don’t know how my legs got stretched

Out like a rubber band.

How will I ever get to school?

It’s a catastrophe!

Mother! Dad! Get on the phone

And dial some help for me!

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