> Now that I am a bachelor
> the beer doesn't taste as good
> I am not hungry
> I don't want to paint or write
> Reading sucks when there is no interruption
> American Idol is no fun without an argument
> There is no one to tell me I have to get up early
> So I can't sleep
>
> I have only been a bachelor for 20 hours
> my whole life has changed
> Plus the dogs look at me funny
> like part of me is missing
> the beer doesn't taste as good
> I am not hungry
> I don't want to paint or write
> Reading sucks when there is no interruption
> American Idol is no fun without an argument
> There is no one to tell me I have to get up early
> So I can't sleep
>
> I have only been a bachelor for 20 hours
> my whole life has changed
> Plus the dogs look at me funny
> like part of me is missing
